Hula Mula

There I was in Old Navy. My mission was to find a cute white summer dress to wear to one of my showers. No luck. So I was leaving the store, empty handed. Old Navy has geniusly reorganized the store so that their registers act as a barricade to the exit forcing shoppers to go around them. And at the front lines of this barricade are a bunch of chotskies that tease the buyer into an impulse buy. There was a little army of piggy banks smiling up at me all dressed in hula attire. PERFECT! We are going to Hawaii for our honeymoon and what a fun way to save money. Price check: $5. Whoop dee doo. I picked out a green one (New last name will be Green. Found it fitting) and headed to the registers. And now we have our beloved Hungry Hungry Hula Honeymoon Pig.

Oink, Oink